Last night, the noobs in the guild wanted to run Gruuls and Mags, for some silly reason. I didn’t want to go, because it seems that with the legacy raids, people try deliberately to wipe the raids, assuming that, because they have some level 80s along, they are safe from dying.
Case in point was the retarded balance druid who keeps running ahead of the tanks in Karazhan, and when he pulls aggro, shadowmelds, spams his macro saying “Heal me!” and runs back to the group. Or dies when SM doesn’t work. Of course, if that happens then it’s the healers fault. (“Why didn’t you heal me? You suck as a healer!” “Well, buddy, with that attitude, you are guaranteed to not see a heal come from me to you.”)
I logged on to farm some herbs and check the AH to see if I had sold anything, and some of the level 80s were trying to get an Obsidian Sanctum run going. Since they have only downed 2 bosses in Naxx atm, I predicted our chances of success at zero, so I didn’t take up the call.
I did end up going, though. Sepai whispered me and said they needed only one more healer, so I shrugged and said ‘why not’.
I am so glad we did, because we mopped that place good and proper.
We had 3 healers, which might have been overkill, but I didn’t notice our DPS suffering because of it. We had 2 tanks, a DK and the Awesome-Sauce Sepai. I asked for healing assignments and was met with silence, so i said to myself “Fuck them, I’ll heal the Main Tank, Sepai”. We headed to our left, and took out all the drakes, one by one, no problems at all.
Well, one of the healers didn’t go into the portal with the rest of them, and didn’t even chuck a heal on Sepai while he tanked the drake. I stayed out, as all strategies suggest (one tank and one healer stay out, everyone goes in) but this person was just standing there, probably dumbstruck at why they couldn’t heal the party members without going through the portal. This happened on every drake.
We get to Sarth, and we wipe, because most people got caught in the flames, not knowing to look for the gaps.
Next try: we wipe at 35%, because some of the DPS stayed in the line of the fire in their excitement. No biggie, we’re still getting used to the fight. I remind myself again and again to not stand at her tail, or else put up with the stuns
Next try: downed! OMG we forgot to take a friggin’ photo! The fist weapon loot dropped, as well as the DK/Druid/etc token, which our DK Tank got. I nabbed the 22 slot bag, and decided to not roll on the Spoils bag, since I didn’t want to be a loot whore.
With the ease that we took her down, as well as her minions, I can safely say that we will be farming this boss. My idea (although I no longer hold any authority in the desicion making process) is to spend 4 resets getting used to her with no drakes, then progress to having one drake up, then two, then three. From what I can see, the only reason to have 3 drakes up is the achievement and the mount: the loot levels are the same with 2 drakes and 3 drakes. Wrong?
I don’t like meter spam in /raid, so I said to everyone that if they wanted to see meters, to join /frostmeters and I’d spam them. A few people joined and I told Recount to start spamming. I was surprised to see myself on the top of the healing meters, and not by a small amount either. Knowing Sepai as I do, I was able to keep him above 80% the entire fight (except for the 2 wipes of course) without running out of mana, but I left my raid healing to a few Wild Growths on the tank (to spread to the melee) or myself (the ranged guys). I think next time we might be able to try it with 2 healers, will have to see what happens. Can it be done with only 2 healers? Whatever the makeup, we will definately be sorting out healing assignments prior to pulling next time.
Afterwards, I got suckered into coming to Gruuls and Mags: fights I haven’t done yet on Shasmo. Mags was fine, but people were too cocky, and left 2 channelers up for too long when Mags appeared. I saw the DPS go for the boss and the channelers following them and did a /facepalm IRL. At least they got the clicking down in the end, the first blast got through (lowbie deaths, nothing to worry about).
Gruuls was much the same, Sep took HKM and I healed him, everyone else did some bullshit with the rest of the adds, and they went down faster than ball bearings in water. Gruuls was a pushover, although we had marked up the healers so people would stay away from us in a Shatter, but for some reason, they ran towards us. Luckily, I had a shitload of HP and was able to absorb the damage abit. The other healers weren’t so lucky
And why oh why do people not follow instructions? What part of ‘Rez the dead before looting’ don’t people understand? They see it spammed in /raidchat three times by the Raid Leader, then they go and loot the boss anyway. I called him out afterwards and he was like ‘I didn’t loot!’, yet when the roll window popped up on the screen, his was the first to receive his Badge of Justice.
It’s things like that, people not listening, people repeatedly asking stupid questions in /gchat, people not wanting to learn, just wanting to be carried, that is turning me off this guild. Their only redeeming factor is that /gchat can be fun, and that’s the only reason I’m still there.