Like, Arr, Whatever?

This is me, trying to co-ordinate my new pirate suit from my friends, the Bloodsails.

All kneel befor’ th’ Scourge o’ the seven seas!

After a reallllllllly long grind, I hit Friendly with the Bloodsails, and they were so impressed with my dedication (not to mention that I ‘accidentally’ forgot to dress after the swim over to them) that they awarded me with the above pictured pirate suit and title.

Now to start killing them to make the guys at Booty Bay like me again!

PS: I forgot that I did take a picture of Onyxia for you. Absolutely scary, hey?

YARGH!

Yargh, ’tis be the swashbucklin’ Shasmo, at yer service! Yargh! Avast ye … umm … ye … oh yeah, LANDLUBBERS!

I be seein’ me mates and all an’ sundry with these amby-fairy titles and I be wantin’ one o’ me own. Alas! I be, and I quote from me mates, ‘teh suck’ (spelling intentional) at the peeveepee, and I dun missed me chance at the ever-pop’lar “Champion of the Naaru” (whatever a ‘Naaru’ be; I jus’ be hopin’ I don’t see one on the high seas!).

I went and decided to join the scurvey sea dogs that be callin’ themselves the Bloodsail Buccaneers. Only problem wi’ that is they hate me guts somethin’ awful. I gots to raise me reputation wi’ them to get the sneaky buggers ter talk to me. So’s I been becoming the Swashbucklin’ Shasmo, Scourge of Booty Bay and it’s foul-smelling guards! Avast Yeeeeeeeeee!!

<looks around for more pirates>

Oh, that’s so weird, having to talk like a pirate! I hope you understood what I said. Sometimes even *I* don’t know what I’m saying, but I’m basically just copying them!

I want to get a genuine Pirate Costume, and a title of “Bloodsail Admiral Shasmo”, so I have to fight the guards at Booty Bay so the pirates of the Bloodsail like me enough to give it to me. I have heard that I can fix things up with the Booty Bay people, which I totally want to do, so I’ll be grinding away for the next little while. When I get my title, I’ll show you a picture or me with it and my sexy pirate suit!

OK, back to the Booty Bay killings, see you later! (Oh, and I mean no offence, Mr Ratshag, sir, but I learnt to talk like a pirate from you, even though you ‘is a vurile orc’, and not a pirate.

YARGH!!